This was written by Stephanie Pearl-McPhee in her book (based on her blog) Yarn Harlot. I decided I had to post it on my blog because I think DH has read this and is covertly doing all of these things at once.
1. Constantly refer to her work as a "cute hobby."
2. When the knitter shows you a Shetland shawl she knit from handspun yarn that took 264 hours of her life to produce and will be an heirloom that her great-great grandchildren will be wrapped in on the days of their birth, say, "I saw one just like this at Wal-Mart!"
3. On every journey you take with your knitter, make a point of driving by yarn shops but make sure you don't have time to stop. (This works especially well if there is a sale on.)
4. Shrink something.
5. Tell her that you don't know why she knits socks, that it seems silly when they are only $10 for five pairs and they're just as good.
6. Tell the knitter that you are sorry, but you really can't feel a difference between cashmere and acrylic.
7. Tell her that you aren't the sort of person who could learn to knit, since you can't "just sit there for hours."
8. Quietly take one out of every set of four double-pointed needles that she has and put them down the side of the couch. (You can't convince me that you aren't doing this already.)
9. If you are a child, grown faster than your knitter can knit. Requesting intricate sweaters and then refusing to wear them is also highly effective.
10. Try to ban knitting during TV time, because the clicking of the needles annoys you.
1 comment:
the clicking of the needles annoys! my goodness. DH needs to grow a creative bone and then you'd get some respect. : )
after all those super-cool animals you made? you've far surpassed me, who can't finish a basic scarf, much less find time to understand socks or sweaters. i have done "in the round," and the hat was too small, which was very disappointing.
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